Your car is small and crap for a noble reason - to encourage adventuring chaos - not to see how well it can be de-crapped with snorkels, off-road tyres and raised suspension.
We’re not talking a host of rally-style modifications to make it look like it rolled out of the World Rally Championships. Raised suspension, snorkels, rally-tyres, and a row of rally headlamps in-front of the grill. These will just make you look like bigger pillocks when it still all goes wrong and it’s sort of missing the point anyway.
You shouldn't even be thinking about useful modifications - no really , stop thinking about it.